Funny Lovely Chat With My Student

Semalem, ane ngobrol (chat di fb) girang sama murid SD ane. Anak kelas 6 Cyint. Jaman ane seumur dia ane baru bisa bedain fish ama fishes. Nah dia udah bisa diajak ngobrol WOW banget gak sih?. Nah lebih wow nya lagi dia ngomongin hal yang bikin ane jadi keriting sakin pusing jawabnya. Ya udah langsung simak aja apa yang kemaren kita chat it yaaah XD. Masih pengen ketawa sampe sekarang

My Student        : Biasa lah say Hi

Me                         : u gonna have a final test a week later rite? have u prepared it well?

My Student     : no...i don't care about that ! guess that not the big problem for my self
Me                   : haha good
My Student     : what about my question ?
Me                   : what question?
My Student     : why you don't get married ?
Me                   : why u ask me dat question?
My Student     : cause your age its good to married it is ?
Me                   : im still 23rd... it's not the time
My Student     : i read a book, someone (woman) its married in 21 rd (maksudnya 21st)
Me                   : well married is not as simple as u think darling
My Student     : like what ?
Me                   : (rRrRr mulai pusing) there so many things that u have to consider befor married, like u have to make yourself as a better person, u have to know bout Islam better and better (ngasal)
My Student     : are you have a boyfriend ? (maksudnya do)
Me                   : Nope
My Student     : like you have some friends its boy ? you really dont have it ? (Ew gue kira boy fren apaan --)
Me                   : sure I have. All your boy friends at school. Those are my friends too
My Student     : no... thats its your child ,you are my parent in my school isn it ? (btw ane belom ngajarin question tag lho)
Me                   : im your friend. That sounds better (sok muda)
My Student     : ustadzah say that. so i simple it, you dont want have married ? (jiah bawa-bawa ustadzah dia)
Me                   : I have a different opinion with Ustadzah. I mean she's rite. And she can be your parent at school, but I prefer to be your friend than your parents. XD
I wanna but not now. Why u ask me dat??
My Student     : cause...i want to see you have a family !you have a husband, a child
just like that (So sweet gak sih #melted)
Me                   : thx dear for your care... pray for me as soon as possible Okey (jurus andalan, ASAP)
My Student     : oke ! i have a imagination of your husband and your child .you want it ?
Me                   : how? Yeah
My Student     : your husband is high, like HAMMUDI (Hammudi itu murid ane juga, dan berita buruknya dia lebih tinggi dari ane), have hair like hammudi, he is brown face with smile ! the eye like you, he always wear jeans like my dad, what time i like it is he always smile !
your child, i imagination two, one is your child is born, you wear like your profile, you close your eyes and you hug your baby with smile, and your behind is your husband, always with smile
Me                   : oKey is he indonesian, or "bule"? (yaaaa teteup)
My Student     : indonesian (njuk kecewa, soale ane pengen yg bule. Ah sudahalah ini kan imajinasi dia...Lanjuuut!)
Me                   : waw that's so cute, I cant even imagine how my future husband looks like (and u can)
My Student     : two your first child its boy,be big like kindergaten, and you have a child again its girl you hug it
i have big imagination, but clearly.. my imagination make my friends talk about me i crazy !
Me                   : Your imagination is amazing. It makes me happy, hope it can be real Oke.(apalagi kalo cowoknya bule #eh)
owch... free your mind girl. Anybody can talk everything bout u, but I know that your imagination will make u a great person. (bijak ya bok gue)
My Student     : if you go to my school again, i will give you a paper have a draw you, your husband and your two child
deal ?
Me                   : haha... Okey, FRIDAY...IN SHAA Allah
My Student     : thank you i have atime to draw !luv u ! muach !
Me                   : luv u too dear muach (apa sih ini pada muach muach an?)
My Student     : i must get rest
good bye !
assalamualaikum !



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